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“If only she could be so oblivious again, to feel such love without knowing it, mistaking it for laughter.”
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“Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves. All progress, therefore, depends on unreasonable people.”
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Declared Void, Carey Young
“Progress is not an illusion; it happens, but it is slow and invariably disappointing.”
“Do not believe me in the morning when my arms are thrown around your neck and I whistle into your lips. I am the girl who takes off running out the door, and you will see me nevermore.”
Dear me:
“I’m sorry, but you are not that important.”
Please remember, me. Please remember.
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look at dat booty
show me da booty
gimme the booty
i want the booty
back up the booty
i need the booty
i like the booty
oh what a booty
shakin that booty
I saw the booty
I found you, Ms New Bootie
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So I was going through old papers and found a packet full of questions that my kindergarten teacher apparently asked us.
Kenny, if you’re somewhere reading this, teach us the secret of reaching enlightenment.
HOLD UP.
Fred: “I missed Georgie.”
FRED. FRED MISSED GEORGIE.
Did someone say wizard kindergarden with Fred Weasley?!??!? Oh, that was me. Nevertheless, IM ON TO YOU